You folks seem to enjoy the really obscure stuff, so here's one that fits the holiday theme. This was done for my High School Reunion a few years ago.
I'm off to compete in the Annual 5K race and take advantage of a very narrow field of runners over 50. I may not win this year or next but eventually I'll be the only one left and that first place trophy will be mine.
Have a happy and safe 4th of July and I'll see you all back here on Monday.